Ministry of Wobbly Walks

Few people wear high heels in Portland.  And when they do, it makes for all kinds of hilarity.

On the semi-cobbled sidewalks of PSU I watched a bleach blonde hobble along in six inch stilettos and a pencil skirt.  In the slick corridors of Powell’s Books, I watched a girl try and text while walking an invisible tightrope in her chunky boots.

Why is this so funny?  Everyone knows that Oregonians only feel comfortable in galoshes and cowboy boots.


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