Few people wear high heels in Portland. And when they do, it makes for all kinds of hilarity.
On the semi-cobbled sidewalks of PSU I watched a bleach blonde hobble along in six inch stilettos and a pencil skirt. In the slick corridors of Powell’s Books, I watched a girl try and text while walking an invisible tightrope in her chunky boots.
Why is this so funny? Everyone knows that Oregonians only feel comfortable in galoshes and cowboy boots.